NOSEY WIFE
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Worst joke you`ve heardWhat was it ?
i heard a really rubbish one the other day and i cant even remeber it , it was the rubbish
So lets see what u got then 
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carpcruncher
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this is a good-un.
Steve Howard
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:56 am Post subject: Abramovich's prophecy fulfilled: Chelsea are No 1 in Europe
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"Chelsea will be the highest-rated team in the UEFA rankings when the Champions League draw is made in Monaco on Thursday, despite losing on penalties to Manchester United in last season's final. On results in Europe over the last five seasons Chelsea are the highest seeds in the UEFA coefficient list... ahead of Liverpool, Barcelona, Arsenal and United, with Liverpool and Arsenal expected to overcome Standard Liege and FC Twente in this week's third qualifying round second legs.
"However, Chelsea cannot come up against Jose Mourinho in the group stage as Inter Milan will also be among the eight top seeds. But English clubs could face another former Chelsea manager - Claudio Ranieri, now coach at Juventus. There is a potential group of death for the Premier League quartet who could be in a group with Bayern Munich, Juventus and Fenerbahce."
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Are you Male or Female?
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look down , not scroll down you wally!! 
but i like that one hehe
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Little-Mo
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Worst joke ever....
Went to the doctors yesterday.
He say's MO with all your problems and illnesses i'm affraid your gonna be on pills for the rest of your life.
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The rotta only gave me 3
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Scotfins
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Partially deaf man goes to the doctors and asks what the problem may be...
Doctor asks...'Whats the symptoms.....
Man replies......'A cartoon family with yellow skin'
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