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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:23 pm    Post subject: Worst joke you`ve heard Reply with quote

What was it ?

i heard a really rubbish one the other day and i cant even remeber it , it was the rubbish

So lets see what u got then  LOL



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

this is a good-un.

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"Chelsea will be the highest-rated team in the UEFA rankings when the Champions League draw is made in Monaco on Thursday, despite losing on penalties to Manchester United in last season's final. On results in Europe over the last five seasons Chelsea are the highest seeds in the UEFA coefficient list... ahead of Liverpool, Barcelona, Arsenal and United, with Liverpool and Arsenal expected to overcome Standard Liege and FC Twente in this week's third qualifying round second legs.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL  LOL  LOL
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you Male or Female?
to find out the answer look down
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look down , not scroll down you wally!!    
but i like that one hehe
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Worst joke ever....

Went to the doctors yesterday.
He say's MO with all your problems and illnesses i'm affraid your gonna be on pills for the rest of your life.
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The rotta only gave me 3
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 2:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Partially deaf man goes to the doctors and asks what the problem may be...
Doctor asks...'Whats the symptoms.....
Man replies......'A cartoon family with yellow skin'



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